Guide To Keeping Women Happy

November 18, 2008 by Admin
Filed under Fun, Relationships

Despite what you might have been told guys, it’s not really that difficult to make a woman happy. All a fella has to do is be…

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father

23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

But be warned… things can start to get a little
more complicated if you forget to:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

Please, also remember to:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

And finally…

54. It is very important NEVER to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

See… I just don’t know what all the fuss is about!

And girls…

If you want to know how to keep a MAN happy, it’s slightly more complicated:

1. Show up naked
2. Bring FOOD and/or BEER! (preferably both)

Share and Enjoy: